My roommate smells

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I'm convinced he's actually been forced to be asexual by his own device, due to his alarmingly smelly habits.

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Is it his smell that helps him pick up lesbians?

That's another roommate.

All the foul smells and lesbian sex give the image of a regular den of iniquity.

I clean the apartment quite compulsively. Last week I cleaned the dirty one's bathroom and bought him *soap*... you know, to wash his hands after he uses them to wipe his asshole.

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You can get high on a lesbian's underarm hair, you know?

I am both intrigued and nauseated.