Poetry and the Masses

[abu nuwas]

I shall look forward to your next volume: The Day the X-Men Took Over the World. Poem on one page, nude on the facing page. You will be on telly in no time...

Naked poetry is the best kind. Naked mutant poetry, of course. The masses will appreciate my prehensile nipples.

I did not for a moment think that the Author should also adorn the pages (though I daresay Tracey Emin would jump at it). No, just your bog standard Page 3, or Naked X-Women. I should be more careful in what I write. I hate to be ambiguous, you know.