12-22-2013, 01:47 PM
I am a disgruntled creative-writing major who has been working in the snack food business for five years now. I'm trying my hardest to get back to writing fiction when I can find the time between my demanding job and children. When life gets to me I get to poetry. I love writing about the absurdities of my job, my self, and anything else that pops into my head. I hope you all will welcome a snack food salesman into your fold of intellect and artistry. I've been looking for a place like this for a while now and I think I just stumbled onto what I've been needing. And also, a very irresponsible disclaimer: I only sleep about four hours a night and drink more than I should. My brain cells are deteriorating at a rapid pace so I must write as much as I possibly can before it's too late. If I make a typo, please let me know because that IS important, but just...don't judge me!!