12-09-2013, 04:47 AM
Hi, all. I'm here to dredge up as many minions as I can. Don't let me down. Recently returned to the desert by way of Kansass, where I did a two-month stint workamping at Amazon -- horrible place, but grist for the mill, mwah ah ah ah. Left the place in a shambles, and I'm certain there are plans in the making for a statue to be erected as an homage to me (the biggest jackass/jenny ever, I'm guessing). Both "The Wizard of Oz" and "Shrek" will pale in comparison to the tale(s) I will tell (as soon as the non-compete clause has expired)! Since I couldn't be 'a stallion, baby!', I was their Nightmare. I can see only two futures for myself: to (self-)publish a global, perhaps galactic, best-seller, or die penniless and alone in this ghost town in which I unwittingly reserved a spot online :-D
In the meantime, I look forward to sharing both my flawed narratives and my evaluations with you.
In the meantime, I look forward to sharing both my flawed narratives and my evaluations with you.
My shit list runs horizontally - there's always room for you at the top