An outbreak in Kansas

[milo]

Hey Milo,
I went back and fixed the spelling. I'll be much more careful in the future. I realize this poem needs help but i like the theme and I don't want to abandon it. If you have any advice it would be much appreciated.
Chazz

eh, I guess I can earn my paycheck, here is your first line"

If you live in tornado alley you quickly learn

ok, either I live in tornado alley or I don't, you are the writer, you tell me. (problem of address). Next, what is quickly? If I live in tornado alley will I learn so quickly that I already know? Or am I going to learn soon? This statement makes no sense!!! On the one case, it would be if I live in tornado alley, I already know (so i won't learn anything) otherwise, maybe I just moved there? What are the chances this poem only addresses people who have just moved to tornado alley and haven't learned something that they will learn "quickly". I hope they read this poem before teh next tornado.