After the games,

[ChristopherSea]

Why won't my new edit repost?! Oh, now it finally does!

edit 2 both of the long and short of it.

Should I change this line?:

Watch him slink to the cellar
to pommel his horse;

to

Watch him slink outside
to pommel his horse;

Although masturbation can be implied in both instances, in the second there is double entendre with beating a live horse!