I could die

[Keith]

Thermometer says one hundred and two,
everybody, bone and muscle kills,
vapour rub and very strong pills.
The doctors they don’t have a clue,
I heard them mention, man got flu.

I've shuffled round and coughed on you,
left tissues all around the house,
don't even try to close my mouth.
This plague I have is something new,
I heard them mention, man got flu.

My tummies off I'm on the loo,
I feel so faint my heads too hot,
two candlesticks of bright green snot.
I think I may have followed through,
I heard them mention, man got flu.

Ask a priest to tell me true,
am I in heaven or is this my hell,
maybe I should wear a bell.
I'm failing fast my lips are blue
I heard them mention, man got flu.