No I can't, Dale. You're correct in that ultimate Alexandrines were used by sonnet writers such as Spenser and other Elizabethans including Shakespeare -- but not in sonnets. The ultimate line does have caesuras as a good dodecasyllabic line should. The arguments here are all good reasons why this is no kind of sonnet, though I feel this is bogging down in semantics just a little too much. I have issues with the syntax and the meter but as criticism has been so poorly received in the past, I find that I am not of a mind to critique. This is probably just as well, since it's been moved to the "For Fun" forum and it wouldn't hurt to treat it as the lighthearted piece that it is from now on.
It could be worse