The Ballad of Slippery Dan

[Keith]

I had a booger buddy
his name was Slippery Dan
I found him in my nostril
and I kept him in a can

I talked to him each morning
I talked to him each night
and Dan was never noisy
he was always quite polite

But Dan was fat and juicy
as boogers tend to be
and one day I got hungry
and ate him for my tea

You make this look easy, great fun piece, middle verse needs more visuals for the book. I once worked making flavours for milk, my bogeys could be strawberry chocolate or banana depending what product we were running.

I combed his hairs each morning
and rolled him up at night
sometimes I stuck Dan to the wall
It gave him quite a fright.