The Ballad of Slippery Dan

[ChristopherSea]

I had a booger buddy
his name was Slippery Dan
I found him in my nostril
and I kept him in a can

I talked to him each morning
I talked to him each night
and Dan was never noisy
he was always quite polite

But Dan was fat and juicy
as boogers tend to be
and one day I got hungry
and ate him for my tea

This begs for a dose of mucinex in your next hot toddy!