Interpretation...is it valid critique?

[Truerenigma]

If everyone made their own Bologna then it, too, would be birthed
in a universe of one, like art, and enjoy the experience of being
entirely objective.

Radiographic image of art's only known objective criterion.

The time interval between its discovery and the creation of over 4 quadrillion
egocentric religious cults each claiming this objective criterion as the basis
for their one true bible of objective criteria (and that all others where
utterly subjective, without merit, and the spawn of satan) was 17 femtoseconds.

I've had about enough of Schrodinger's cat.