Tweedom

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Hi there;
I love regional expressions, especially those rural ones. Good title, but I'm unfamiliar with the adjective "fick" in line 4. Tried to look it up on line, but to no avail. If you were aiming for lightheartedness in this delightful poem, you have succeeded. Should you change anything? I dunno, but as is, it's just great fun to read.
Jerry

I think fick might be a rhyme or rhyming slang for thick.