Things I Sometimes Forget (2nd draft)

[milo]

Once he wrote a story about a vanishing donut.
He called it "The Vanishing Donut", because that's what it was about.
That was the year he gave his older brother a lime for Christmas (which cost him thirty seven cents),
and told him it was to help him quit smoking (he could eat limes instead).

Once he wrote a poem about Karl Rove molesting a goat.
It was called "Karl Rove is a Goat Molester", because that's what it was about.
That was the year he read "The Perks of Being a Wallflower",
and voted for Ron Paul.
He didn't give anything to anyone for Christmas that year.

Once he wrote a novel about failure.
He called it "My Life is a Failure", because he thought that sounded like a catchy title.
That was the year he gave everything he owned to his wife and daughter for Christmas,
and he gave himself fifty sleeping pills and a bottle of Jack Daniels.

I can't figure out if you are trying to satirize "A Person, a Paper, a Promise" or not, but if you are I think it fails as satire.

It reads mostly like a poor imitation.