09-07-2013, 10:53 PM
(2nd draft)
He wrote a story about a vanishing donut in 1995.
He called it "The Vanishing Donut".
That was the year he gave his older brother a lime for Christmas (which cost him thirty seven cents),
and told him it was to help him quit smoking (he could eat limes instead).
He wrote a poem about Karl Rove molesting a goat in 2008.
It was called "Karl Rove is a Goat Molester".
That was the year he read "The Perks of Being a Wallflower",
and voted for Ron Paul.
He didn't give anything to anyone for Christmas that year because he was working as a delivery driver for Dominoes at the time and the low-life customers of Dominoes don't tip the pizza guy.
He wrote a novel about failure in 2013.
He called it "My Life is a Failure", because he thought that sounded like a catchy title.
That was the year he gave everything he owned to his wife and daughter for Christmas,
and gave himself fifty sleeping pills and a bottle of Jack Daniels.
He wrote a story about a vanishing donut in 1995.
He called it "The Vanishing Donut".
That was the year he gave his older brother a lime for Christmas (which cost him thirty seven cents),
and told him it was to help him quit smoking (he could eat limes instead).
He wrote a poem about Karl Rove molesting a goat in 2008.
It was called "Karl Rove is a Goat Molester".
That was the year he read "The Perks of Being a Wallflower",
and voted for Ron Paul.
He didn't give anything to anyone for Christmas that year because he was working as a delivery driver for Dominoes at the time and the low-life customers of Dominoes don't tip the pizza guy.
He wrote a novel about failure in 2013.
He called it "My Life is a Failure", because he thought that sounded like a catchy title.
That was the year he gave everything he owned to his wife and daughter for Christmas,
and gave himself fifty sleeping pills and a bottle of Jack Daniels.