"Well, that was quite a turnip for the books,"
proclaimed the Swede. He paused to look around,
ensuring that the room was free from cooks --
it wouldn't do to have this chamber found.
One must be furtive in the Underground.
There's always someone digging -- someone who
won't hesitate to take whoever's found
and turn the heat up just to make them stew.
Resistance was the only way he knew
to throw the scent off -- burrow deep and hide --
but someone changed the rules. The tension grew
till finally it came to herbicide.
The tatties lost their fight to extra cream...
in Dauphinoise, no-one can hear you scream.
proclaimed the Swede. He paused to look around,
ensuring that the room was free from cooks --
it wouldn't do to have this chamber found.
One must be furtive in the Underground.
There's always someone digging -- someone who
won't hesitate to take whoever's found
and turn the heat up just to make them stew.
Resistance was the only way he knew
to throw the scent off -- burrow deep and hide --
but someone changed the rules. The tension grew
till finally it came to herbicide.
The tatties lost their fight to extra cream...
in Dauphinoise, no-one can hear you scream.
It could be worse