07-17-2013, 09:40 AM
My therapist asked how I was feeling.
I told her people are idiots.
She then asked me how I was feeling.
I said living is a lot of work.
Again, she asked how I was feeling.
I replied my wife is being a bitch.
Once more, she asked.
I responded, "I'm getting a raise at work."
Finally, she asked me to please answer the fucking question. How am I feeling?
I looked at her, puzzled, and said,
"For a therapist, you sure don't listen very well."
I told her people are idiots.
She then asked me how I was feeling.
I said living is a lot of work.
Again, she asked how I was feeling.
I replied my wife is being a bitch.
Once more, she asked.
I responded, "I'm getting a raise at work."
Finally, she asked me to please answer the fucking question. How am I feeling?
I looked at her, puzzled, and said,
"For a therapist, you sure don't listen very well."