Dear sir, I think....

[Keith]

Since this is a poem in the "fun" section, I'm not going to mention it's problems with meter.

Thanks for not mentioning the problems with the meter ;-)

Last time I looked it was still running.


Damn, now the problem is twice as big, I fear the meter police have found me with their metrognomes and the click of their fishing reels. Sometimes I get close to their frenzied dance but I always seem to stumble before full synchronisation takes place. You'll never take me alive, keep that fishing rod away from me.