< forgiven >

[rayheinrich]

< forgiven > ....

my old toaster ...
called today .....
and forgave me ...
for all the times.
i burned the toast
and blamed it ....

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OR:

Toast from a toaster in Texas.......
Became an intense Christian nexus...
This glorious slice.................
Held an image of Christ.............
The attraction was wildly infectious

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Please note:
This thread is both a game and a challenge. The game and/or challenge is to include poetic parody, derision, farce, irony, mockery, ridicule,
satire, and travesty (but no raillery as it's much too much like banter)in your responses without including any banter and/or lightheartedness.

Adding a disclaimer to your response (much like the example below); while probably not useful at keeping the thought-police at bay, will,
at least, give you something to shout self-righteously as they haul you away.

Example disclaimer:
"This response should not in any way be construed as either banter, lightheartedness, or both. Any inference that this response contains
either banter, lightheartedness, or both; has been drawn from phantasmagoria fabricated by the inferee's defective intellect."