07-08-2013, 09:55 AM
Edit 1 thanks to Volaticus and BTJ
Dear Tim
Stick your job as far as it will go,
I've never liked you or your BO.
Instead of hassling me get yourself a life
and while you’re out there try and find a wife,
one you get to keep this time
you arse hole.
Yours sincerely
The only hard working employee you've got
"Yeh right who am I kidding?
we all know
I don't have the balls to send it"
As the fly landed on the soft membrane
of the touch screen,
the flow of electrons tickled his feet
and mistook him for a well place finger,
through the fly's pixelated eyes
he could just make out the word,
Send
Noooooooooo
Original
Typing what I really think
email to my boss that
I would never send.
Thinking how technology
has moved mankind
ahead of the creatures
we share our world with.
Then a fly landed on my
touchscreen and pressed
send
Dear Tim
Stick your job as far as it will go,
I've never liked you or your BO.
Instead of hassling me get yourself a life
and while you’re out there try and find a wife,
one you get to keep this time
you arse hole.
Yours sincerely
The only hard working employee you've got
"Yeh right who am I kidding?
we all know
I don't have the balls to send it"
As the fly landed on the soft membrane
of the touch screen,
the flow of electrons tickled his feet
and mistook him for a well place finger,
through the fly's pixelated eyes
he could just make out the word,
Send
Noooooooooo
Original
Typing what I really think
email to my boss that
I would never send.
Thinking how technology
has moved mankind
ahead of the creatures
we share our world with.
Then a fly landed on my
touchscreen and pressed
send
If your undies fer you've been smoking through em, don't peg em out