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[serge gurkski]

That's an interesting opinion. I'm American. I've traveled far and wide, I speak Portuguese (with a Brazilian accent), Spanish (with a Mexican accent), French (with a Nova Scotian accent), Latin (with a Harvard accent), Patwa (with a Jamaican accent), and several American slang dialects in Spanish and English including ebonics, Southern, New England, Midwest and Puerto Rican slang, and I can get by conversationally with these just about anywhere in the world; but I cannot, for my life, order food at a restaurant in the UK.

and what about ordering just a simple fucking cup of coffee in the States?

Cream and sugar? Or black?

;-) As if it was that easy!
http://www.wikihow.com/Order-Coffee
(never been there but ... to starbucks and san francisco coffee shops.)