Coin Exchange (Audio)

[Keith]

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Come over here Sir,
let me take your hat there,
come and relax in my chair.

I'll shine your shoes,
you can't lose,
read all about them in the evening news.

Just half a Crown,
and don't you frown,
or that big bloke will knock you down.

Don't you run,
he's got a gun,
only joking where's your sense of fun?

Let’s have your purse,
please don't curse,
If you struggle it'll make it worse.

Have your hat there, get out of my chair,
time you were on your way, Sir.
Someone please, stop these thieves.

What’s going on? Don’t' try and run
you'll be in prison before your day is done.
Officer, we wouldn't dare,
this gent here tried to pinch my chair,
put us down and here's a crown
here’s another not to get sent down.

Be on your way and mind you stay
away from me or I'll have my day.
This isn't funny, they stole my money,
you’re a disgrace, bribes to you seem common place.

Now listen Sir, life isn’t fair, when you try to steal a chair,
but don’t you frown, here’s a Crown,
now go about your business or I’ll take you down.