so you're not up to it.

[billy]

if only i had a big white glove and a duelling pistol @

an analogy (for some poetry) would be walking about with the back of their skirt tucked into their knickers, or your fly open or toilet paper trailing behind you after getting off the loo. you'd want someone to tell you about it wouldn't you.

i suppose some here would just say. very artistic. well not really, tell us our chunky monster is hanging out, or that we have a loo roll following us,