When I used to sell melons on the beach

[Mad Matt]

Get your watermelons
I shout across the beach
A longed for life of luxury
Sadly out of reach

Come on buy me melons
They're only a pound a slice
I nicked them fresh this morning
They're really very nice

Get your watermelons
And eat them by the sea
A smile is the only thing
That I give out for free

Come on buy me melons
Their heavy and starting to hurt
Me voice the only thing on this beach
That's louder than me shirt.