05-14-2013, 02:35 AM
I know girls that will say anything to make sure you keep sending them text messages. They won't do anything, but they'll say anything.
A loser like me knows there's something fishy going on when hot dames from all over the world seem like they're dying to talk to me all day, every day. I know they don't like me as much as they like the computer or the phone.
People can tell lies. They can become lies. The Internet is a second brain.
When I go to people's houses, like the guy with the sister I mentioned above, they're always watching tv and usually on the Internet. When people come to my house, one of the first things they ask me is whether I have the Internet. After that, they ask me if I have satellite or cable.
The very first thing most people ask me is "You think you might have a few dollars?"
Cars have been around a long time. Nothing new. But people around here will get in their cars and drive to their neighbor's house.
One day I'm going to get the zipper in my trousers fixed, and go somewhere before it's too late.
A loser like me knows there's something fishy going on when hot dames from all over the world seem like they're dying to talk to me all day, every day. I know they don't like me as much as they like the computer or the phone.
People can tell lies. They can become lies. The Internet is a second brain.
When I go to people's houses, like the guy with the sister I mentioned above, they're always watching tv and usually on the Internet. When people come to my house, one of the first things they ask me is whether I have the Internet. After that, they ask me if I have satellite or cable.
The very first thing most people ask me is "You think you might have a few dollars?"
Cars have been around a long time. Nothing new. But people around here will get in their cars and drive to their neighbor's house.
One day I'm going to get the zipper in my trousers fixed, and go somewhere before it's too late.