All these tattooed bearded men will be the death of me.

[rowens]

Volaticus, if I got my girlfriend to cut her hair, would you come and live with us? I'll do the housewife stuff, and you two can bring the money in. Have you ever considered being a secretary? Though your boss would have to be a woman; and if she has short hair she can come live with us too, right? Maybe your boss could buy the house, because I don't have one. Nor do I have a girlfriend; so you could bring her with you. Or you could just skip the plane ticket, and find a tattooed guy where you are. And I'll just keep drinking like I was going to do anyway.

I don't have any tattooes.

With "Sewer" under your name, you're just asking for attention.