Don't trust google translate

[Magpie]

I usually gamble on my memory, and don't check my facts. I don't usually talk in foreign languages, because I have the landlocked blues again.

I'm sure google translate is better these days, but for a few weeks I used to send texts in Polish to my Polish friends. Allegedly they were all hilarious but I stopped because I felt I was missing out on the joke.
Landlocked blues sounds interesting, I've got the small island blues. I would offer to swap, but I'm certain I would miss the sea too much. It terrifies me and I find that appealing.