The A - Z of Cliche

[Magpie]

The A - Z of Cliche.

"As far as the eye can see"
it's the "blind leading the blind." They're "coming out of the closet" "dressed to kill" but hey,
"everyone has a cross to bear."
Don't trust those "fair weather friends", "give them an inch and they'll take a mile" but don't worry about it because, "he who lives by the sword, dies by the sword."
Now "I wasn't born yesterday" and I don't want to "jump the gun" but I "know which side my bread is buttered on."
There are those who laugh and tell me I'm "looking at the world through rose coloured spectacles", but there's "more than meets the eye" to what we've got here.
In life, my motto is "nothing ventured, nothing gained." I thought of it myself, just "off the top of my head."
I know what you're thinking...
that I'm trying to "pull the wool over your eyes." But "quit horsing round" and "read between the lines", because when the "shoe is on the other foot" you've got to "take the bull by the horns." Sure, it's an "uphill battle" but remember always that "variety is the spice of life" and "when all is said and done" "X marks the spot." And if you think that's all there is... well "you ain't seen nothing yet" so "zip it and keep it shut."

Ha Very good your a natural, this is the belle of the ball, the cream of the crop, king of the hill. Youve gone where angels fear to tread and come up smelling of Roses, this held the key to my heart and left me hanging in the balance, but when the rain subsided , I loved it.

Thanks for that,
that was an excellent reply, I'm still laughing now, very witty. I would come up with some more cliches back but am all cliched out, the cupboards bare, the well has run dry,so sorry.
Cheers for the laugh.
AR