05-04-2013, 05:02 PM
The Callous Captain saw them fall off his ship,
He sighed, paused, and bit his lip,
'Somnambulist Sarah causes quite a commotion,
It was obvious she'd fall in the ocean,
And Apnea Andrew sleeps too much,
Perhaps, it was best that it happend such,'
And thinking thus, he continued his day,
While the waves swept the pair away,
As they wailed and flailed, and cried for dry land,
The Obliging Ocean lent them a hand,
It washed them ashore, as if to save them,
Unfortunately, cannibals came up and ate them.
He sighed, paused, and bit his lip,
'Somnambulist Sarah causes quite a commotion,
It was obvious she'd fall in the ocean,
And Apnea Andrew sleeps too much,
Perhaps, it was best that it happend such,'
And thinking thus, he continued his day,
While the waves swept the pair away,
As they wailed and flailed, and cried for dry land,
The Obliging Ocean lent them a hand,
It washed them ashore, as if to save them,
Unfortunately, cannibals came up and ate them.