04-18-2013, 07:26 AM
When I'm old you can fuck
Thursday's bingo night.
I won't make cream cakes
and Angel Delight
There'll be no beige sweater
on my bony shoulders.
I'll have no pills for
my week's tablet holder.
Because when I'm older
it will be a blast -
for old expectations
I cannot be arsed.
I'll throw out the dentures,
and take it from me
I won't hear The Archers
on Radio Three
I'll go on a cruise
on some sunny sea -
take advantage of the
handout martinis,
sit back in the sun
and bronze my dear chest.
It's been thirty years
since I got out my breasts.
I'm sure that you'll call
for my whereabouts
you'll be furious -
I haven't a doubt
but if there's one thing
that I've planned outright,
when I'm old you can fuck
Thursday's bingo night.
Thursday's bingo night.
I won't make cream cakes
and Angel Delight
There'll be no beige sweater
on my bony shoulders.
I'll have no pills for
my week's tablet holder.
Because when I'm older
it will be a blast -
for old expectations
I cannot be arsed.
I'll throw out the dentures,
and take it from me
I won't hear The Archers
on Radio Three
I'll go on a cruise
on some sunny sea -
take advantage of the
handout martinis,
sit back in the sun
and bronze my dear chest.
It's been thirty years
since I got out my breasts.
I'm sure that you'll call
for my whereabouts
you'll be furious -
I haven't a doubt
but if there's one thing
that I've planned outright,
when I'm old you can fuck
Thursday's bingo night.
- Amy
(You wouldn't be surprised to know my parents did not christen me UnicornRainbowCake.)
(You wouldn't be surprised to know my parents did not christen me UnicornRainbowCake.)