Change Ling (One line at a time, you start. Strict rhyme and meter only)

[tectak]

Oh fuck your fishy-plated plea
The mullet should be cooked for tea.
In finger form or battered strips,
finned food will not go straight to hips
it’s praises you’ll forever sing.
but cook it well or watch your ring

Oh yes! Awsome and wow! (permitted here as it is only a game) It is getting harder (ENOUGH, leanne) to find a way of sliding a just off rhyme in to morph away from what we have. Billy? strips, steps,leapt,.....