Change Ling (One line at a time, you start. Strict rhyme and meter only)

[tectak]

Oh fuck your fishy-plated plea
The mullet should be cooked for tea.
You can keep your Cod and chips
finned food will not go straight to hips
it’s praises you’ll forever sing.
but cook it well or watch your ring

no, i like the concept

Phew! Got rid of the haddock in three iterations! Now to lose the cod!
Over.