Change Ling (One line at a time, you start. Strict rhyme and meter only)

[tectak]

Oh fuck your fishy-plated plea
The mullet should be cooked for tea.
You can keep your Cod and chips
for once a Haddock slips past lips
it’s praises you’ll forever sing.
I don't like tea, I like gin sling.

See....very therapeutic. This could go viral

Are you humouring me
Best,
tectak