Change Ling (One line at a time, you start. Strict rhyme and meter only)

[tectak]

a sizzled cod upon a plate
a place or skate are just as great
a yellowed smoky piece of haddock
a dish well served by fanny craddock
none of these wonders can contest
the salmon fish cakes are the best

No no Children...listen up! One ling, sorry, line at a time. Are you listening at the back...billy, put it away until playtime. Right...I will start...
Of all the fish that swim the sea
the pollock's lost its deity.
You can keep your Cod and chips
for once a Haddock slips past lips
it’s praises you’ll forever sing.
On the other hand I quite like Ling.

See...one line at a time...any line. It must make sense, though. Of you go kiddywinks...

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a sizzled cod upon a plate
a place or skate are just as great
a yellowed smoky piece of haddock
a dish well served by fanny craddock
none of these wonders can contest
the salmon fish cakes are the best

.....jees! How dumb can you be...I try to bring these interesting little games to you all and NO ONE LISTENS. One line at a time.
Still , I like your poem Follow on to my start, first in first off. Start again! Stone the bloody crows!

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The Ling go in the South of France
as codpieces fill underpants
le bon poisson, the ideal fin
de la journée -- but who'll begin?
Come back, ye haddock, you shall be
the perfect breakfast kedgeree.

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billy, I don't think we've quite got the idea of Tectak's rules... and I still don't know what he's on about!

They're MY rules and if you don't play fair I'll squeem and squeem and squeem!