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[rayheinrich]

Ozziemanlyass

So! I met this guy from outta town,
An’ he said: Out inna desert there’s these two big legs,
Wit no body, and next to ‘em, there’s the head.
Now, you can tell by the expression on the face
That this asshole was some ball buster when he was alive,
But now the asshole’s dead.
And so is his chisler, or whatever the fuck
They call those guys that make statues.
Anyway, on the plaque it says:
“My name is Ozziemanlyass; read ‘em and weep”
Or some bullshit like that. There’s nothing else.
Nothing! The whole place is a fucking desert!
Go figure.

– Purcie Blithe Shillelagh