The Ageist Elderly Man with no Arms in the Parked Car

[Ganman]

I wonder if I'm just being odd... but I kind of preferred "fist", because it seemed more of a specific boast. "Fists", on the other hand, just sounds a little like he's tossing off a regular phrase. Plus there's even more of the "older I get, the better I was" syndrome in having taken on 23 men one handed.

That was my original intention, actually. I changed it so it's a little clearer than it was before, if you look, which hopefully makes everyone happy.