My cat (a doggerel)
#1
I hate my cat, my cat hates me.
He purrs at me sarcastically.
He lies in wait behind shut doors
and ambushes with sharpened claws.
He sniffs and sneers at food from tins
then rakes in neighbours' rubbish bins
(he relishes banana skins).

Fish-breath cat, I cannot see
why doting pharaohs worshipped thee.
this is just awful. It is blushingly faux-poetic - Milo
Reply


Messages In This Thread
My cat (a doggerel) - by Crepuscule - 04-13-2013, 07:19 AM
RE: My cat (a doggerel) - by Volaticus - 04-13-2013, 07:32 AM
RE: My cat (a doggerel) - by UnicornRainbowCake - 04-13-2013, 07:35 AM
RE: My cat (a doggerel) - by Crepuscule - 04-13-2013, 07:41 AM
RE: My cat (a doggerel) - by UnicornRainbowCake - 04-13-2013, 08:29 AM
RE: My cat (a doggerel) - by serge gurkski - 04-13-2013, 07:43 AM
RE: My cat (a doggerel) - by Crepuscule - 04-13-2013, 08:02 AM
RE: My cat (a doggerel) - by serge gurkski - 04-13-2013, 08:06 AM
RE: My cat (a doggerel) - by Crepuscule - 04-13-2013, 09:13 AM
RE: My cat (a doggerel) - by billy - 04-13-2013, 09:18 AM
RE: My cat (a doggerel) - by heslopian - 04-13-2013, 10:52 AM
RE: My cat (a doggerel) - by Crepuscule - 04-13-2013, 07:00 PM



Users browsing this thread: 2 Guest(s)
Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!