NaPM April 8 2013

[justcloudy]

soooo I'm sorry if this is more of a rant than anything else, but hopefully it'll draw some smiles. I've been feverishly (literally) churning out poems today... hopefully I won't be too embarrassed by them tomorrow. ;p
-cloudy



If you live with food allergies,
live by these tips:

Never go out to eat. Your waiter will hate you;
[ind] you’ll hate the menu.
You hate your siblings/spouse/kids for their boundless options;
[ind] just accept it.
Don’t accept food from potlucks, parties, or strangers;
[ind] you’ll simply invite suffering.
Never invite yourself somewhere close to mealtimes;
[ind] you’ll go hungry.
Go hungry, when grocery shopping;
[ind] it makes your choices look better.

Nice to meet you, let’s commiserate!