Five Common Mistakes That Novice Poets Make

[Leanne]

Leanne, can you introduce me to Juniper Russo, Kathleen Rooney, and Hannah Gamble? Think they'd let me into any of their smarty-pants parties? That's a double entendre, and I commented on the fact that it is. Don't things like that get educated women hot?

I suspect they'd have more respect if you introduced yourself in verse.