NaPM April 2 2013

[cidermaid]

This is pure rubbish...but i just wanted to get something down on paper after a crap day. Oh well try again tommorow.

Beep Beep!
No road runners here, just road rage.
Narration off the page, words of sage
advise to chide or up the tempo
and mark the race at every stage.

“And they’re off!
Dick Dastardly and Mutley are storming past…
The Creepy coupe is yet to start.
But wait…
What’s got our Glamour Gall so revved up?
Has Peter Perfect turbo charged our Pretty Penny’s Pussycat?
No..! It’s just a little extra legging from Ring-a-Ding.
But he’s been shunted by Rufus Ruffcut,
Who looks to claim the bounty…
Or should I say bootie...which is all he’s left holding
As our gorgeous glamour gall puts her foot down”.

Meanwhile, the Dastardly Duo
is setting up a sideshow fiasco.
A honey pot and a boulder drop.
Just to cause some racing agro.

The Chuggabug is in the bait box,
Professor Pat has clocked their lot,
And lets fly a hive of bees.
Pricked Dick has been out foxed.

It’s Peter Perfect who picks a peck
of prize this week. Dick is peeked!
Drat…Drat…and double drat!
Same time, same place next week.