Split me open

[serge gurkski]

There once was a man split in two
Who thought what you should do,
Is look in there - if you dare
But you’d better beware
You’ll smell the stench of my despair!

How am I doing so far?

Okay I'll de-rhyme-ify it.

well.....
there once was a lady from Ealing
who had the most dreadful of feelings
she laid on her back
opened..


ah forgot not in the sewer

saeity.

eels are not to any lady's likings (nor to mine)
eals?

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tommy: the last line's not good.