The brogue doesn't affect the asses 
I poured myself a glass of wine
And held it to the light;
I pondered its complexity
The quintessential white.
I savoured its intense bouquet
So delicate and fine;
I paused a while then took a sip
Of this exquisite wine
Then spat it out, my palate cleansed,
And took a swig of beer.
I sighed and belched, my heart content;
My message should be clear.
Complexity is very well
When I am in the mood,
But give me ale to quench my thirst:
A healthy dose of crude.
I poured myself a glass of wine
And held it to the light;
I pondered its complexity
The quintessential white.
I savoured its intense bouquet
So delicate and fine;
I paused a while then took a sip
Of this exquisite wine
Then spat it out, my palate cleansed,
And took a swig of beer.
I sighed and belched, my heart content;
My message should be clear.
Complexity is very well
When I am in the mood,
But give me ale to quench my thirst:
A healthy dose of crude.
It could be worse