03-23-2013, 06:19 AM
I fear I'm much too cultured for such folly --
the night was passed with absinthe and a brie,
so maybe jazz is calling. All that lolly
that rock stars make will not be offered me.
I'd have to smoke to keep such company
and maybe learn an instrument or two
(I've never blown a Reed, I hope that he
will take a bath before my solo's due.)
In truth I'll have to act the part, in lieu
of any aptitude in that direction --
my musical abilities are few,
but I know how to handle an erection.
There! Problem solved! I'll be in showbiz yet;
let others play and I will build the set.
the night was passed with absinthe and a brie,
so maybe jazz is calling. All that lolly
that rock stars make will not be offered me.
I'd have to smoke to keep such company
and maybe learn an instrument or two
(I've never blown a Reed, I hope that he
will take a bath before my solo's due.)
In truth I'll have to act the part, in lieu
of any aptitude in that direction --
my musical abilities are few,
but I know how to handle an erection.
There! Problem solved! I'll be in showbiz yet;
let others play and I will build the set.
It could be worse