A leg turns into a foot.

[softlyfalling]

I swear, there are tears on my cheeks! LOL
"Egregious cankles" is the funniest complaint ever...poor old Gertrude. I am laughing WITH you not AT you, Gertrude....sort of.
Fate spare me from egregious cankles! Loathsome muffin top perhaps, but NOT egregious cankles, puhLEASE!