Iamb the scissors you bastard :@

[milo]

Look, billy's gone Petrarchan with his snot
-- I have to say, I'm really quite impressed
(but not enough to get myself undressed)
and mucus ain't the only thing he's got.
It may begin to seem there is a plot --
the free verse whores are getting quite distressed
at all these forms -- they're such a bloody test
and we iambics can't resist a shot

But is it only bill's ejaculate?
The screen is blurry but the words remain
and fluids notwithstanding, we insist
you take the time to fully contemplate
the "freedom" lost for such a massive gain...
at least I think it's true (I am quite pissed)

I can't believe this thread was almost missed!
Bill runs around, a blind man with those scissors
Leanne is busy cracking off these whizzers
and really, you believe that she is pissed?
Don't bother stopping by to read this thread
you'll think "it's just those freaks practicing forms"
go back to cliche abstract free verse norms
and mark this one "off-topic", "junk" or "read"

But if you stayed and peered between the lines
you noticed Leanne mentioning her dress
(the challenge there, I really am distressed)
Leanne objects but she is looking fine
(and Billy scissor-scissors up a mess)
was: "not enough to get mySELF undressed"