A leg turns into a foot.

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Gertrude sulks, spots elephantine women with
the daintiest of ankles
blames every god, old and new
for her lifelong, swollen, egregious cankles.

Ha Ha very good,
love the fact that ele phantina has the better ankles this also highlights the insecurities we all have about bits of our bodies, nice job. Also my new word for the week is Cankles
Cheers TOMH

hahaha. sounds fantastic!