03-11-2013, 07:34 PM
Prurient Poetic Phalli
M. Valerius Martialis Egigrammata I.35.10 – 15:
Lex haec carminibus data est iocosis,
ne possint, nisi pruriant, iuuare.
Quare deposita seueritate
parcas lusibus et iocis rogamus,
nec castrare uelis meos libellos:
Gallo turpis est nihil Priapo.
The basic rule for poems
composed by clowns
like me is that they must please
by pure pornography.
Get nude already, please yourself
and let me make you cum.
Don't desexify my poetry:
A cut-off hard-on pleases no one.
sg in the year of the LORD our saviour 2013
M. Valerius Martialis Egigrammata I.35.10 – 15:
Lex haec carminibus data est iocosis,
ne possint, nisi pruriant, iuuare.
Quare deposita seueritate
parcas lusibus et iocis rogamus,
nec castrare uelis meos libellos:
Gallo turpis est nihil Priapo.
The basic rule for poems
composed by clowns
like me is that they must please
by pure pornography.
Get nude already, please yourself
and let me make you cum.
Don't desexify my poetry:
A cut-off hard-on pleases no one.
sg in the year of the LORD our saviour 2013