Prostituting for Beginners Edit 1, professional advice from leanne

[serge gurkski]

(mean :-) )

Serge...SERGE!.....wake up! You're talking in your sleep! Wake up! Now look what you've done! I've just washed that straight-jacket and you've gone and spilt your night-night guinness all over it! Whose a sticky boy...eh? Whose a very sticky boy?

as the dreamt-of playground of your prick's inner- and utmost desires I came to rethink your sexy talk:

"I'm going in deep.
(Love me, babe, love me like you know me.)
I'm going in slow.
(Hurt me, babe, in this dark I am your pain.)
I'm going in hard.
(Feel me, babe, for just this time, you own me)
I'm going in fast."
that would not please me as much as you could:
Let me help you, loverdear:

1. I am going in slow.
2. I am going in deep.
3. I am going in fast.
4. I am going in hard.

Hope you can readjust your penetrations.

Naaah! An englishman needs time!
Go to bed.

pout! you're ever so evasive everytime you really almost get into it. Oh you Englishmen! you were'nt that bad. darn.