Prostituting for Beginners Edit 1, professional advice from leanne

[tectak]

(mean :-) )

Serge...SERGE!.....wake up! You're talking in your sleep! Wake up! Now look what you've done! I've just washed that straight-jacket and you've gone and spilt your night-night guinness all over it! Whose a sticky boy...eh? Whose a very sticky boy?

as the dreamt-of playground of your prick's inner- and utmost desires I came to rethink your sexy talk:

"I'm going in deep.
(Love me, babe, love me like you know me.)
I'm going in slow.
(Hurt me, babe, in this dark I am your pain.)
I'm going in hard.
(Feel me, babe, for just this time, you own me)
I'm going in fast."
that would not please me as much as you could:
Let me help you, loverdear:

1. I am going in slow.
2. I am going in deep.
3. I am going in fast.
4. I am going in hard.

Hope you can readjust your penetrations.

Naaah! An englishman needs time!
Go to bed.