fucking a hipster with a hatchet.

[Todd]

Why do you spend so much time perfecting something hideous?

Abstract expressionist
is a pretty term for a repugnant craft.

and I write this shit because I see beauty in brevity

I see on her head blimp-sized golden headphones
I'm fuckin' living in an age where even your mother's tits are a metaphor.

Once a week I find myself vigorously plotting the death of every hipster with a paintbrush.

It seems every generation has its self-absorbed ass clowns. This is a beautiful sentiment. I wish the laws of our land would let you do something about them. The mother's tits line and the golden headphones are priceless.