02-21-2013, 05:52 PM
Hey Everybody,
A coworker asked me to write poetry for her because dogs keep pooping on her lawn and the owners refuse to pick up afterwards. Please visualize these poems going onto a small sign in her yard and therefore need to be fairly short. Please post some poems here and try to keep them cute if you can.
Here are a few examples:
These brown spots you see are not from leaves, or weeds
they are from dogs off the street
So please pick up kindly, before you dirty my feet
I want to frolic in my yard
knowing that there is no animal discards
so please pick up after rover
then grab a six pack and come on over
The brown is from doodoo
The green is from love
if you don't pick up
you may be struck down from above
That last one is admittedly a little dark, but she has a dark sense of humor.
Thx!
A coworker asked me to write poetry for her because dogs keep pooping on her lawn and the owners refuse to pick up afterwards. Please visualize these poems going onto a small sign in her yard and therefore need to be fairly short. Please post some poems here and try to keep them cute if you can.
Here are a few examples:
These brown spots you see are not from leaves, or weeds
they are from dogs off the street
So please pick up kindly, before you dirty my feet
I want to frolic in my yard
knowing that there is no animal discards
so please pick up after rover
then grab a six pack and come on over
The brown is from doodoo
The green is from love
if you don't pick up
you may be struck down from above
That last one is admittedly a little dark, but she has a dark sense of humor.
Thx!